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MADYAM KUDIKKUMBOL BY JOKES

 

CsSm^p Sfml]m\v N¼n AÃ
In`À km]n¨n«p*mNpw
N¼n FÃmw Njnªp H^p _o`mN-vhnWv tk*n km]n¡m³ NÅv…

NÅv tfXn¡m³ tbmNp¶Sv Ss¶ H^p hwekftÃ…?

‘FÃmw Np_¨pfSn’ F¶v b_]p¶ H^p A`k`mSn Ft¸mjpfp*mNpw NqsX… CknsX Wfp¡]msa ‘A®³’ F¶v knan¡mw…

ASm]Sv H^p `näÀ Wym]fm]pw tk*nX¯v A®³ fpOw Ipan¨p b_]pw
‘tZ]v H^p cpÅp tbms^..? F´nWmtZ]v Ip½m sNmt_ k`n¨p tNäps¶..? Wmsa S` sbm§ptkm?’

Ct§^ptX f«pw emkkpw Hs¡ N*m BßmÀ°S]psX Np^nlp^qbw tbms` tSm¶pw… W½Ä Ip½m B^mVn¨ptbmNpw…
AXn¡p¶SnWp fpt¶ Ct§À B]n^n¡pw FÃmkÀ¡pw hÀÆ h½S³…

3 Nnt`m In¡Wv HmÀZÀ sNmXp¡pt¼mÄ A®³ ko*pw b_]pw ‘tZ]v… 2.5 hj tbms^tZ]v…? F´nWm sNmt_ ssbh sbmXn¡ps¶..? Wmas¯ Nm^yw NqXn HmÀ¡t* W½Ä….?’

tim.. Dou]i` Jh.. FÃmk^pw S`]m«p¶p..
ko*pw {blwh¡v bm{SfmNp¶p…

Nq«¯n UpÀd`³fmÀ Ct§s^ B^mVWt]msX ks^ AXnfpXn tWm¡pw….

CWn tks_ H^p¯³ D*v.. AkWm\v bp`n.. FÃmw fp³Nq«n Nm\p¶k³…. C¶s¯ Unkhw C¶v, Wmas¯ Unkhw Wmsa F¶v In´n¡p¶k³… CknsX Wfp¡ksW ‘hmdp’ F¶v knan¡mw..

H^p `näÀ tk*nX¯v f¨m³ b_]pw..
‘Aan]m H^p cpÅpNqsX FXp¡mw.. Hm_¸m]n«pw AkhmWw SnN]msS k^pw… As¸m HmXm³ bänÃ’…

dm¡n]pÅ FÃmk^pw A®sW tWm¡p¶p….
‘bns¶ CsS´m NÅpNpXn fÕt^m…? tk* tk*.. H^p cpÅp fSn’.
A®³ Wn`bmXv kyàfm¡n….

FÃm^pw bpÑt¯msX hmdpknsW tWm¡p¶p… ‘fpjp¡pXn]³…’

‘Hm.. Mm³ b_]m³ DÅSv b_ªp. CWns]´m¶v sk¨m Wn§Ä So^pfmWn¡v.. tNm¸v..’ hmdp sWänIpan¨p…

In¡³ km§pt¼mÄ Bs\¦nt`m Aan]³ ko*pw HmÀ½n¸n¡pw…
‘Zm.. H^p 1 Nnt`m Nq«n km§n]mt`m..? Ct{Sw tb^ntÃ…?’

ko*pw FÃmk^pw A®sW tWm¡p¶p….
‘tks*tZ]v… IqXtÃ…? CSv fSn’
A®sâ Wn`bmXv ko*pw….
ko*pw FÃm^pw bpÑt¯msX hmdpknsW tWm¡p¶p…. ‘A`¨sNmSn’…

A§sW hf]sfXp¯v hmVW§Ä FÃmw km§n FÃmk^pw ko«ns`¯p¶p….. FÃmk^v¡pw A®tWmXv dipfmWw.. hmdpkntWmXv bpÑw…

kosX¯n] DX³ A®³ b_]p¶p ‘FWns¡m¶p Npan¡\w.. Wn§Ä Np¡nRv ÌmÀ«v sI]vtSm’…

tim ko*pw dipfmWw..
A®³ N¼nNp«³.sWäv

N¼nNp«³.sWäv Npan¨ns« FÃmw sSmX§q…..

CsSm¶pw tN«emkw tWm¡msS k¶bmsX hmdp b\nSpX§n… BUyw In¡³ NjpNn fªapw D¸pw tS¨p Np¡_n C«v AXp¸n N]än….

bns¶ sNm_¨p DÅn]pw S¡man]pw b¨fpaNpw NqsX dm¡n]pÅk^psX fp¶nt`¡v H^p tWm«kpw tWm¡n A^n]mWm]n sNm*n«p…..

ASnWnX]n A®³ dm¯v_qfo¶v ssS¡pXw {dnZvKnsâ bms«ms¡ bmXp¶p*v… ‘b¨¡_n¡m]¯«n H^p fp¯Èn sbm«täm sImÃn..’

‘A®m.. Wn§Ä AknXn^p¶p b¨¡_n H*m¡msS Ct§ms«_§n H*m¡v…@#$%’
hmdpknsâ t^mgw…

hmdp b_¶p Wn¶v Np¡v sI¿pN]m\v..

NjpNns]Xp¯ I«ns]Xp¯p AXpt¸ sk¨p.. IqXm]t¸mÄ NXpNv sbm«n¨p… A^nª b¨fpaNpw hkma]pw Np_¨p jlnj`r jfril^ tbÌpw NqsX tIÀ¯v W¶m]n kjäns]Xp¯p…. fhm`NÄ Hs¡ tIÀ¯p… S¡man]n«p H¶pNqsX kjän…

15 fnWnäv.. Np¡À 3 knhn AXn¨p… DX³ km§nsk¨p knhn Naªp..
Np¡À Sp_¶p sk´p f_n]p¶ In¡³ H^p hÀ¡hv Aeymhns] tbms` fhm` I«n]nt`m«p H^p SknsNm*v tSm*ns]_nªp sNm*n^p¶p… fhm` I«n]n In¡³ DĸsX H¶pNqsX Ca¡n.. So Np_¨p.. ssNs]m¶p Wo«n]t¸mÄ Uqs^]pÅ k«]X¸v b_¶p k¶p hmdpknsâ N¿n C^p¶p.. ASv sNm*v In¡³ fqXnsk¨p..

tim.. FÃm^pw fq¡¯v kn^ sk¨p tbm]n..

‘Aan]m.. H^p 5 fnWnäv Njnªp H¶mcm¡t\.. MmsWm¶v Npans¨¨pw k^mw’.. hmdp Np_¨p F®s]Xp¯p S`]n tS¨p sNm*v b_ªp…

At¸mtj¡pw A®³ NpanNjnªp tSmÀs¯ms¡ tSma¯n«p sWän]n ehvfw Hs¡ sSm«v H^p Nm^\kÀ `p¡n F¯n. k¶]pXsW bqÀ® D¯^kmUn¯t¯msX I«n]psX AX¸v Sp_¡p¶p… C¯n^n Im_pw H^p sI_n] Ng\kpw tNm^n N¿ns`Xp¯p W¡p¶p…

‘hmdptk.. C¨n^n D¸pNqsX Bkmw tNt«m.. bns¶ In¡³ C¯n^n NqXn tkkmWp*v…’

‘Wn§am I«osX fq«o SoN¯p¶Sv Nm\p¶ntÃ…? ASv skt´mapw’
hmdp tUgy¯n dmSv–_qfn N]_n kmSn`X¡p¶p….

‘k^¯tâm¸w Han¨p ImXn] S¦t½… Wnsâ b^¡w bm¨n`ntWmXp¡w Nnt«ymXn S¦t½… B\nsâ fmWw…’

H^p 10 fnWnäv Njnªp… FÃmw shäv… CWn]nt¸m skÅfXn¡aw…

FÃmk^pw k«¯n C^n¡p¶p.
In¡³ I«nt]msX WXp¡v sk¨p…
NqsX b¨¡_n A^nªSv..
S\p¯ skÅw..
H^p cpÄ tdm«n fUyw..
A£f^m] 4 BapNÄ….

hmdpkm\v N¼nNp«³.sWäv

N¼nNp«³.sWäv Hjn¡p¶Sv..

A®³ : FWn¡v BUys¯ sb¤v CÑs^ N«n¡p tk\w.. A§Wm lo`w…

hmdp: G]v.. AsSm¶pw bä¯nÃ.. FÃmk^v¡pw H^akv…

fäpÅkÀ: hm^fnà A®WtÃ.. Hjn¨psNmXv…

ASnWnX]n A®³ ^*pfq¶v k`n] In¡³ bohv sS^ªpbnXns¨Xp¯p tNäp¶p…

A®³ : FWns¡.. Cu sk_pw k]äns` AXn l^n]mk¯nÃ..

hmdp: Dw.. (Hjn¡p¶SnWnX]n H^p C^p¯n fqaÂ)

A§sW ^*p fq¶v _u*pw NqsX Hs¡ tbm]n…
b` b` kÀ¯mW§Ä…
A®sâ hz]w sbm¡n NTNÄ… DbtUl§Ä….
hmdpknsâ bm«v…
fäpÅk^psX SfmlNÄ…
A§sW A§sW he IqXv bnXn¨p k^p¶SnWnX]n Np¸n]ns` AkhmW SpÅn]pw SoÀ¶p…
BÀ¡pw A§sW Gln] f«nÃ…
sÈ.. BN¸msX Wn^ml…. Np_¨pNqXn tk*Sm^p¶p…

hmdp tUgyw bnXn¨v Fjpt¶äv _qfnt`¡v tbm]n ..

dm¡n]pÅkÀ fpOt¯mXv fpOw tWm¡n C^n¡p¶p..

‘A®m…’

B knan]n C¯n^n dipfmWw Np_tªms¶m^p…

A®³ WnÊim]St]msX FÃmt^w tWm¡n..

hmdp fp_n]n Wo*p WnkÀ¶v NnX¶v S`]\ Hs¡ sk¨v sfmssd`n sP]nw Nan¡m³ SpX§n…

Np_¨p tW^w Njnªp.. hmdpknsâ fp_nkmSn¡ H^p NmÂsb^pfmäw…

tWm¡pt¼m A®Wm\v.. H^p bpSpf\km«n]psX Wm\w..

A®³ : hmdptk…

hmdp : Dw..(sfmssd`o¶p Ns®Xp¡msS)

A®³ : Wfps¡m¶v tbm]mt`m..?

hmdp : Ft§m«v..?

A®³ : dokt_KnÂ.. tfXn¨Sv C¯n^n Np_tªms¶m^p… CSnt¸m F`ns¸«ns] Cu¨ N]_n]tbm`p*v…

hmdp : tU A®m.. A®sW¶v knan¨ Wm¡psNm*p tks_ H¶pw knan¸n¡tÃ..? $@$%ccc%…
Mm³ AknsX skt¨ b_ªStà H¶qsX tfXn¡m³… As¸m kÃm¯ Np¯n Nj¸m^p¶tÃm.. @#%%%c^v.. tbm]n tfXo^v B^m¶v sk¨m… hmdp H^n©p CknXp¶v AW§¯nÃ…
tkt\Â Nm_nsâ No Mm³ S^mw.. B^m¶v sk¨m sbmt¡m\w…

A®³ : Wo sS_nb_]msS hmdq…. ¶m Wo]m No]n§p Sm.. M§Ä tbmkmw.. AÃmSnt¸m…

A§sW PSy´^w CÃmsS A®Wpw dm¡n]ptÅm^pw hmVWw tfXn¡mWm]n Nm_n tbmNp¶p… hmdp ko«n Hä¡mNp¶p…

tbmNp¶ kjn¡v A®sâ Nm_nsW tbm`ohv ssNNm\n¡p¶p… DuSn¡p¶p.. bo.. bo…

tbm`ohv tÌg³.. FÃmk^pw k^n k^n¡p Wn¡p¶p… sfm¯w 6000 ^qb bnj… N¼nNp«³.sWäv

N¼nNp«³.sWäv ss`h³hv 6 fmht¯¡v N«v sI¿pw… tbm`ohnsâ sIknsbm«p¶ sS_n…

BN¸msX tlmNf]w…

‘AÃ hmt_.. A®sâ ss`h³hv F¦n`pw…’

‘A®³… Np%%&&$@.. Ikp«n
Nq«nNa]pw.. @@$$$%f¡sa….’

H^p sbm«nN^¨n tN«v FÃm^pw b^hv¸^w tWm¡p¶p.. tWm¡pt¼m A®Wm\v…

‘bWn bnXn¨p sbmÅnNnX¶t¸mÄ Blpb{Sn]n tbm`pw tbmNmsS FXp¯p sk¨ ssbh]m…’

FÃmk^pw A®sW Blzhn¸n¡p¶p..
bnj]n«¯nWv tlgw b^hv¸^ Kmfy¯n FÃmks^]pw tbm`ohv knXp¶p…

sI_n] H^p Blzmhw…

A§sW tbm`oÊvtäg³ ho³ Hs¡ Njnªp kmXnSq§n FÃmk^pw ko«n sIÃpt¼m N* NmjvI…

hmdp Wqt_Â Wn¡p¶p…
D¨¯n bm«v Hs¡ sk¨v Zm³hv sI¿m\v…
‘Fât½sX Kn½n¡n N½Â.. Fâѳ Nt«m*v tbms]… Fât½sX…’

tfl¸p_¯p Gs_¡ps_ SoÀ¶ f«n H^p ssbâv…. t¹än sbm^n¨ In¡³…

BÀ¡pw H¶pw fWÊn`m]nÃ.. F¶m`pw CsS§sW..?

CSnWnX]n A®³ hmdpknsâ AXps¯¯n..

A®³ : hmdq… M§sa tbm`o…..

hmdp : (Zm³hv WnÀ¯msS) tbm`ohv bnXn¨tÃ.. FWn¡_n]mw.. 3 tbÀ¡v 2000 sk¨p 6000 ^qb]pw tbm]n¡m\pw…

A®³ : ^orr`^t.. WnWs¡§sW…?

hmdp : AXn¨pNjnªp tbmNm³ bä¯nÃm¶p Mm³ BUytf b_ªStÃ….?

dm¡n]pÅkÀ : A®Wm ssbhm sNmXps¯…

hmdp : ASv bns¶ Wn§Ä A®sW¡mÄ F¨nNam] ØnSn¡v A§Wtà k^s¯mÅq….?

A®³ : AÃ hmdq.. GSm Cu ssbâv..?

hmdp : FWn¡_n]m^p¶p tfXn¨Sv sSN]¯nÃm¶v… In¡³ tfXn¨p Njnªp C¸ k^mw F¶v b_ªp Mm³ tbm]nÃm^pt¶m…? CSnWm tbm]Sv… Mm³ BUytf b_ªStà Wn§tamsXms¡ H¶v NqsX tfXn¡m³..? As¸m hmdp lln… fpjp¡pXn]³.. Cs¸m F´m]n..? 1000 fpXt¡*nXSv 6000 tbmt]m…? AWpekn¡v…

A®³ : bänt¸m]ntÃXm hmdq.. Wo lk¯n Np¯msS…. Aà hmdq.. As¸m Cu k_p¯ In¡³..?

hmdp : FWn¡v Wn§sa A_n]¯ntÃ…? Mm³ tW^s¯ ^*p fp«³ bohv FXp¯p fmänsk¨m^p¶p.. ASv At§m«v k_p¯p tNm^n…

hmdp H^p iot_ms] tbms` N_§n¯n^nªv Wr¯w SpX^pN]m\v…

dm¡n]pÅkÀ SmXn¡v N¿pw sNmXp¯v–…

‘A®m B Np¸n]n H^p 2 sbPv dm¡n]p*v.. A®WXnt¨m.. h¦Xw fm_s«…’

hmdpWr¯¯nWvCX]nÂknan¨pb_ªp…